This man was born!
David, I know you stress about money and don't want me to buy you anything for your birthday, so instead, here are the Top 10 Reasons the Dykes Girls Love You:
10. You often get up with the girls on Saturdays and let your wife sleep in. Pure bliss.
9. You scratch letters on Abby’s back when you tuck her in at night.
8. Your acting lessons in NYC have paid off, making you one cool dad. You do a great big bad wolf impression and make a wonderful “mean pirate.”
7. You always get up early to walk Scooter before work and never complain about it. Not even when it’s cold and rainy.
6. You eat pizza three times a week to feed your wife’s pizza addiction.
5. You’ve learned to toss homemade pizza dough in the air to satisfy said addiction. (By the way, this is very sexy).
4. Your home is full of pink frilly items, dolls, and more shoes than you can count. And you think it’s cute.
3. You share your iPod with your wife and aren’t embarrassed to download Justin, Beyonce and Madonna so she can have a good running mix.
2. You are the first face Emmy sees in the morning and your smile is contagious.
And the top reason the Dykes Girls Love You….
1. You take great care of us!
Happy Birthday David/Daddy! We love you!
Love always,
Your girls
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